You know what’s worse than sticking a fork into your own eyeball? Taking three kids, ages four, six, and seven to a sit down restaurant.
We recently went on a mini-vacation. When we arrived at the hotel, my immediate thought was, hooray, we get to eat out for dinner. There was a Taco Bell right next to our hotel, but we thought we should take the kids out to a nicer restaurant. Right across the street was the Olive Garden. My wife, Lisa, and I thought that the kids would love it there. Salad, breadsticks, pasta. These are all things that the kids think are delicious.
Unfortunately, our three children were not impressed. First, they didn’t like the salad. Included in an Olive Garden salad is a peperoncini, which is a pickled hot pepper. My four year old, Ivan the Terrible, bit into a peperoncini. He obviously didn’t expect it to be hot because immediately after the juice hit his tongue he started howling in pain.
Yet another reason why my children were irritated with our choice of restaurant was we had to wait for the food to come out. The salad and breadsticks didn’t do much for them, so they proceeded to whine about having no food. The seven year old, Bob the Builder, kept repeating, “They’re way faster at McDonalds.”
Finally, the food arrived, but yet again, our children were disappointed. We gave them all some calamari, and they didn’t take to it as much as we thought they would. Lisa then made the mistake of telling our kids that calamari is actually squid. “Eew, gross,” my six year old daughter, The Flower Child, complained. The Flower Child hated her lasagna too. She told my wife, “It’s not good like the lasagna you make, Mommy.”
I loved the food. Since the kids didn’t eat that much, I was plowed through my plate and then theirs too. Everything was great in my book until I got the bill. That’s when I decided that taking the kids out to a nicer restaurant was a bad idea. Food for five at the Olive Garden is a heck of a lot more expensive than eating fast food.
What about your experiences taking kids out to eat at a nice place. Did it go well? Any horror stories? Please share!