What’s wrong with kids these days? Aren’t they amazed by anything anymore. Are all the special effects in movies, or those blasted video games and such are taking the wonder out of the world? If everything is awesome, then is there any awe left? I wonder if there’s any wonder left.
On Saturday, my wife and I had to travel to Brookfield to sign some tax forms. I wanted to make the trip worthwhile for my kids because sitting in the car for an hour and a half without getting to do something cool seemed unfair, especially since it was the weekend. I decided that stopping at Miller Park would be a unique experience for them.
We arrived at the Brewer’s baseball stadium around three in the afternoon. For those not familiar with this stadium, it’s a giant brick stadium with a massive green metal roof. The inside has four levels of seating, and can hold over 40,000 people. My kids weren’t as amazed as I thought they would be. I asked my five year old son, Ivan the Wonderful, “So, isn’t it huge?”
“Yeah. It’s big,” he replied.
We entered the stadium by some doors near the left field corner, and entered a restaurant there called Friday’s Front Row Grill. I thought we’d get a good view of the field, the grandstands, and the roof from inside the restaurant, bout you couldn’t see as much as I would have liked. The outdoor balcony wasn’t open. All you could see out the windows of the restaurant was the field, but the entire field was covered with a tarp. You couldn’t even tell it was a baseball field. My daughter asked if they played football here.
Sadly, I answered, “No. It’s for baseball. You can’t see the field because of the tarp.”
When we left the restaurant, I started looking around to see if we could enter the stadium to better see the huge closed roof. All the gates to the concourses were locked shut. I was irate. How dare they cover the field! How dare they preventing us from gazing upon the giant retractable roof!
That’s when I decided to take my kids up the closed escalator. Yes, that was probably against the rules, but I blame the Brewer’s organization for not giving my kids the experience I wanted to give them. I guess I could just bring them to a game, but that’s besides the point. Bow to my unreasonable wishes!
While my wife and daughter were still in the Brewer’s store near the restaurant, so I snatched my two boys, moved aside a yellow construction sign, and led them up an escalator to the second level. They were going to see the inside of Miller Park, and they were going to like it! We swiftly made our way upstairs, and then went into the stands. I pointed up and showed the kids the huge closed roof. “Isn’t it amazing! Look at how high the roof is,” I said, my voice filled with wonder.
My nine year old son, Bob the Builder, was someone who I thought would appreciate the soaring arched roof. He answered with, “It’s tall.”
Discouraged, I told my kids that it was time to leave. They sensed that we were doing something wrong, so they slunk up the stairs, giggling, hiding behind seats and ducking behind posts. I didn’t care, probably because I was disappointed with the experience that I thought they should have, so I just strutted towards the escalator.
When we got back downstairs, I saw my wife and my daughter. I waved them over so I could show my daughter the upstairs. She gets excited about everything, so maybe The Flower Child could lift my spirits. We turned to go back up the escalator, and a maintenance man suddenly appeared at the top of the steps. Apparently, my bold move to go up the stairs the first time was noticed by someone, and he was sent to make sure it didn’t happen again.
“You see the caution signs,” he said. “That means you can’t come up here.” I nodded. My wife shook her head in dismay at my bold attempt to snoop around upstairs. Disheartened and defeated, I lead my family out of the building.
Was I wrong for wanting a bigger reaction from my kids? I’m not sure. Maybe they were impressed, but didn’t really say it. Who knows? Are my kids, or all kids these days not amazed things as easily? I’m not sure, but I think I was impressed a lot easier than their generation is. Was I wrong for sneaking around, and taking them upstairs to show them more of the stadium? Of course not!