Teaching can be a rough job at times, but two kids today surprised me in class with something they’d been working on for a long time. Apparently, all year they wrote down any strange, interesting, or funny quotes I said. They turned it into a PowerPoint and shared it with the class.
I’m an English teacher, and I tend to get carried away telling random stories. (These stories fit well with the Speaking and Listening Standards, so don’t worry you Common Core advocates. The students in my class are getting a well rounded education.)
I now present the top ten things that I said to my 7th grade English class this year.
10. The only good thing that came out The Great Depression was the term “hobo”.
9. Star Wars: It’s a family drama with light sabers.
8. You have to try demolition derby sledding. Get four friends with four sleds and there’s only one rule. You have to switch sleds in the middle of your ride. It’s awesome.
7. Let your words mingle and dance with each other.
6. I’m going to put my GoPro camera on my Mini Van and go to the drive thru at McDonalds. Extreme!
5. A funny google image search is “fat bears”. Actually, don’t search that.
4. Any cereal that changes the color of your milk to pink is probably unhealthy, but it also is probably amazing.
3. There was a doll for boys when I was a kid. It was called My Buddy! Sing it with me. My buddy, my buddy. My buddy, my buddy. My Buddy and me!
2. I live on a rainbow, and I wear my baby blue pants because those are my happy pants. (I have light blue pants and kids were commenting on them – I had to defend myself)
1. The English language is a hot mess.
Yes, I did say all these things. Some of them I remember why I did, and other’s I’m not quite sure what I was thinking about when I said them.
*** David Tiefenthaler wrote a book, O.K. is Great, and the reviews are in! ***
“I love this book. It is humorous, but well grounded in reality. The author seems to know and understand well the angst of adolescent boys. If you have enjoyed the wimpy kid books try this one. It’s funny, witty, has hilarious illustrations, and tells a great story, too.”